my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
making a joke and waiting for a response like